Sunday, March 15, 2009

A South Park Classic


Did anyone see the hilarious new South Park episode skewering Disney? Easily one of the best I've seen in a long time...just full of hilarious quotes:

"Oh Gosh, fellas, let me explain this to you one more time. You have to wear the purity rings because that's how we can sell sex to little girls, haha. See, if we make the posters with little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear purity rings or else Disney Company looks baaad, haha."

"Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers? Haha. Your music sucks and you know it! Haha. It's because you make little girls' 'ginies tickle! And when little girls' 'ginies tickle, I make money! haha"

That would be the beloved Mickey Mouse, of course. Naturally, when his whole Jonas Brothers purity-ring concert is foiled he gets pissed and floats over the city breathing fire like a dragon. Classic.

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